That's Fiore

I found a t-shirt that had a line on it that made a parody of That's Amore by Dean Martin:

When your sword ends up high

and you pummel that guy, that's Fiore

And I loved it so much that I decided to rewrite the entire song to be a parody about Fiore.

[Intro: Choir]

(In Friuli where swords are king)

(When edge meets flat)

(Here's what they say)

[Chorus]

When your sword ends up high

And you pummel that guy, that’s Fiore

When your sword seems to bind

And a play comes to mind, that’s Fiore

[Bridge]

Swords will ring, clang-a-tang-a-tang

Clang-a-tang-a-tang and you’ll sing, “Lotta bella”

Feet will play Tippy-tippy-tappy

Tippy-tippy-tappy like a Farfalle de Ferra

[Verse]

When you’re fighting a duel

And you want to look cool, that’s Fiore

When you strike down the line

With your feet all in stride, you’re in stretto

When you strike to a bind,

But you know, you’re not binding, compagne

Scusami, but you see

Back in old Friuli, that's Fiore

[Chorus]

When your sword ends up high

And you pummel that guy, that’s Fiore

When your sword seems to bind

And a play comes to mind, that’s Fiore

[Bridge]

Swords will ring, clang-a-tang-a-tang

Clang-a-tang-a-tang and you’ll sing, “Lotta bella”

Feet will play Tippy-tippy-tappy

Tippy-tippy-tappy like a Farfalle de Ferra

[Verse]

When you’re fighting a duel

And you want to look cool, that’s Fiore

When you strike down the line

With your feet all in stride, you’re in stretto

When you strike to a bind,

But you know, you’re not binding, compagne

Scusami, but you see

Back in old Friuli, that's Fiore

[Outro]

(Fiore) That's Fiore

Here is a link to the T-shirt if you want to buy it from the creator of the original idea!

Just wanted to share that with everybody in the wider world because I love all things Fiore. Or as Dean Martin would say: That's Amore!