That's Fiore

I found a t-shirt that had a line on it that made a parody of That's Amore by Dean Martin:

When your sword ends up high

and you pummel that guy, that's Fiore

And I loved it so much that I decided to rewrite the entire song to be a parody about Fiore.

[Intro: Choir]

(In Friuli where swords are king)

(When edge meets flat)

(Here's what they say)

[Chorus]

When your sword ends up high

And you pummel that guy, that’s Fiore

When your sword seems to bind

And a play comes to mind, that’s Fiore